spaceybread:

sofuton:

memewhore:

supersoldiervigilante:

fade-blue:

sketiana:

do not go to therapy. enough people went to grant us all herd immunity. we are all fine and we will all be fine God bless

whatagrump:

incredible

warningengine:

brennaauragoldwing:

thedoctorknits:

anexperimentallife:

“The Stoppables”

50% of this collage is due to one man

Water. 🛥

Earth. 🚙

Fire. 🚀

Air. ✈️

Long ago, the four transportation methods lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Shitty CEO Nation attacked. Only government safety regulations could stop them, but when the world needed them most, they vanished.

cikero:

hugobertoldi:

Trish

iwilleatyourenglish:

grasshopper nymphs make me want to cry. baby you are so small?

you’re so small and also you’re little?

terr-hedgehog:

new plushia just dropped

teaboot:

nor-ahoy:

teaboot:

ballsalsda:

teaboot:

enderlordisadumbusername:

teaboot:

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period “moon time” or “her monthlies” or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I’m a dad I think I’m gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can’t roughouse right now, it’s Werewolf Week

“one of my moms”

*points finger*

child of lesbiabs

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they’re all straight as far as I’m aware

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

Turbo divorce

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

It’s when you end up with six parents

zeravmeta:

ancient sumerian little girl kicking her legs up in her bedroom imprinting images of gilgamesh and enkidu kissing on her cuneiform clay tablet and then taking it to her mom to bake and preserve it

apas-95:

bunny wrapped

• you ate 13 cables this year
• you thumped 2,461 times
• you hopped a total of 4,109,013 meters
• your highest binky was 76 centimeters
• you spent 481 hours flopped
• you blinked 3 times
• you ate 15,021 grams of hay
• your favourite food was carpet